Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.
(Source: deadkirschtein, via beautifullies12)
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story
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I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra