Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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unclefather:

"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question. 

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flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

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worlddelevingne:

cara blog

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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